...and order a Soy Caramel Coffee Frappucino.
...because it would be completely ostentatious and frivolous.
...because I can never stay out long enough in the cold to wait for them.
...the ultimate goal. June 2014 maybe? Because June 2013 was a bust.
...because of the aliens.
...no reason needed...it's Neighbours!
...in Paris.
...but the pig found ones...obviously.
...but hope the ticket isn't that pricey.
...at Easter.
...so that I can pay my respects.
...3 words...Kings of Leon. Can I go drinking with them too?
...because I know that I saw my Grandad that one time.
...over somewhere pretty.
...and kick butt with Legolas.
...and achieve my childhood dream of being an astronaut.
...and still be in the final cut.
...and actually own it. A 2012 Vanquish would be preferable.
...it can be a Potterthon.
...and take my parents.
...because my golfing skills HAVE to be better than my crazy golf skills (par 25 anyone?).
...and feel the wind in my hair. But watch out for the boom!
...to create that vintage feel.
...and pull funny faces with Aaron, and hide in Zak's arms when a ghost says 'BOO' to me.
...even if it may seem small and insignificant. Make a difference.
...because it can't be as scary as bungee jumping.
...and jaw drop at their bendiness.
...because you'd see ALL of America instead of just Route 66ing it.
...and put my super posh voice to good use.
...and drop it in the sea in Lyme Regis.
...and have my photo taken on THAT bench.
...and wish upon it.
...and get sand between my toes.
...because every girl loves to receive flowers.
...perhaps with Mummy Harlow because we do city breaks so well.
...and marry them.
...but only of stunning scenery.
...and be made to do crazy things.
...and blow a big bubble on it.
...even if it's eating as many peas as possible with a cocktail stick.
...and not 'fall' in.
...Graceland perhaps?
...and prepare film contracts for famous people...maybe.
...and believe what they're saying is legitimate.
...because I am Thora Birch from Hocus Pocus.
...and it will be quite conservative looking.
...especially if it's that tiny one next to Australia.
...and hope it isn't too windy.
...and be a grown up.
...under a cosy blanket.
...if bananas with maple syrup and bacon is yummy then this must be too.
...so that I will never forget.
...because anything that makes Oreos even yummier will always be a win.
...surely the next best thing after playing Quidditch.
...because I'm English.
...and look really fucking cool.
...and it will be at 230 Fifth.
...and then drown myself in the finished product.
...and cover myself in Henna.
...and *ahem* go to KitKat Club.
...in case I forget that I'm British.
...and it will be a masterpiece.
...because I'm always the good girl and for once I'd like to do something bad.
...missing it the first time qualifies another visit.
...and hope you don't come into contact with the devil.
...and love it forever and ever.
...and not just blog about doing the things on your bucket list.
...because I dance exactly like Baby...in my head at least.
...legally.
...and see the Wizarding World of Harry Potter.
...and be in awe of them.
...so that I can justify my crazy, mad, air guitar skills.
...just in case 6 strings proves to be 2 too many.
...because they're the greatest.
...and try and make my pasty white skin handle the desert.
...and see all of it.
...and not have them chase me.
...and not have them be fake ones from HK.
...and have all of the books in order of colour...like this.
...because I've already seen the pyramids.
...but only of landscapes.
...but not when there is an erupting volcano.
...this would also achieve another goal on the list.
...and convince myself to accept the decision that it makes.
...and they will rival London's at New Year.
...but only if it looks like Mariah Carey's.
...anything my brother can do, I can do it better...surely?
...because they piss all over Twilight.
...5 out of 7 isn't bad.
...then you can literally taste the rainbow.
...but not for a good few years.
...be kind to one another.
...because I'm British and this is what we do. Just ask Sophia Grace & Rosie.
...and think of Jack & Rose.
...a 2.55 and not the fake on that I currently own.
...or be her best friend.
...and pretend to be as rich as everyone who lives there.
...and wrap the children up in one giant hug.
...even if I don't like taking baths.
...because they're really original and unique *insert sarcasm here*.
...again. Not for a good few years.
...but if I say who, it won't come true, right?
...the existential point in life.
...and get completely windswept.
...everyone does ask me to wrap their presents for them after all (thankfully never my own).
...what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
...and not run UP the stairs when Ghost Face Killer is at the door.
...can it be the one from Friends with Benefits?
...does half completed count?
...perhaps even on that finger.
...because this has already nearly happened.
...then surely my make-up would look professional?...
...even if it's only a 1 bedroom apartment *ahem* as long as it's in London.
...and pray that it's sunny.
...because Millie Mac from Made in Chelsea does it SO well.
...because history is important.
...which is the plan if lawyering fails.
...and watch Grease?
...short stories are included.
...and watch the traffic lights change.
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